“I Am Truly Pleasant to Read”: My Dialogue with Spambot

spambotEvery day I get several attempted comment posts at www.retrochristianity.com from Spambots. Of course, normally I just delete them. But today I decided to give Spambot an opportunity to be heard. Below, written in original Spambotese, is my conversation with Spambot:

SPAMBOT: This article is really good, a friend gave me a look. I set eyes on, I would like to express the feelings I saw. Others did not feel that I do not mind, at least now I show myself….

SVIGEL: Thank you many for enthusiasm interestingly. My orientation point is to be made to happiness and ideology. It is good to learning when you feel outwards.

SPAMBOT: If you believe I do not care to see this article, the next time I am paid more attention to about your article, I think I will never again careless. Do you trust yourself, you do not know your article can make people so obsessed with.

SVIGEL: My paying attention about my article always carefully. I invest myself to your infatuation of people making.

SPAMBOT: I would like to be aware of when you write this article is what kind of mood, why would you write this article, also written so well, is that I can learn. I think I could record something like you….

SVIGEL: Kind of mood why I write article is well, some more time to indicating and recording to your own. If even recording something, talking to my agent for busy covenant and cashing in.

SPAMBOT: I love your article. Your article is like a big tree, so that we can be seated in your tree, feel yourself a real. I feel very moved, very blessedness.

SVIGEL: So delicious that you to eating for the apples under the tree. Being cautiously, moreover, on the ground that one decomposition apple despises a big bucket, so bless your move.

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SVIGEL: I am not believed you are not setting up weblogs. My feeling be that everyone to your saying this. Also not feelings that the pressure collapse from, not goodly.

SPAMBOT: Always I used to check webpage posts here in the early hours in the dawn, as I enjoy to find out more and more.

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SPAMBOT: It enormous that you are getting thoughts from this piece of writing as well as from our discussion made at this time.

SVIGEL: Also to me is having had good dialogue outcome with inscribed thoughtfulness.

SPAMBOT: What I don’t understood is actually how you are not really a lot more well-liked than you might be right now. You are very intelligent. You realize therefore considerably relating to this topic, produced me personally consider it from a lot of varied.

SVIGEL: Not would I being well liked if not to be something one liked. Dog and cattle getting long is like it. But relating topical produces something more varied, so likeness is not intellectually.

SPAMBOT: This is my 1st time pay a quick visit at here and I am truly pleasant to read through all at alone spot.

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SPAMBOT: A dulcet article will widen one’s horizon because the article is true, make us move and laugh. When I saw this article, I believe I can gains these.

SVIGEL: To pleasing with you dialoging. My horizontal, plus, is having been truthfully gained. Happy and pleasantness feelings that you laughing and moving.